Bayong!!

I was enjoying my stay in Pagudpud! Nyeta ang daming karne, ang daming laman… makakaskor! That’s for sure, makakaskor ako! Ang sarap ng white sand, ang sarap ng dagat …ang sarap ng araw…. ang sarap ng mga surfers… heheheh ….
I was sipping this fresh buko juice ng biglang may nagpakilalang surfer. Super drenched and super hot. Halos maubos ang pawis ko sa sobrang init na dala nya. We were enjoying our petty talk when the surfer …. Baaaaayong! Bayong! Bayoooong!!!!!

I cant believe it! After 3 years nakita ko ulet ang super mega ultimate bonggang bonggang crush ko. Siya na yung namumukod tanging mahal ko since high school. Di kami masyadong nagpapansinan noon kasi nga super ilang ako. Halos himatayin ako ng makita ko siya, lalo na ng nakita kong kumaway at ngumiti sya. Lumapit at sabay yakap ng sobrang higpit. First time na ang balat ko ay dumampi sa balat nya. Sobrang higpit ng kapit nya habang nangangamusta. Halos malunod ako sa bango  at halos mawala sa sarili sa sobrang ligaya. Kumawala ako sa dibdib nya, tiningnan nya ako sa mata sabay sabing… Van…. Bayoooong!!!! Letse bayong! Bayong! Ay tanga bayong nga eh!

Ang lamig. Hinde ko pa rin malulon ang katotohanan na andito ako sa kinauupuan ko ngayon. I never expected na mararanasan ko to. Ang lamig ng dampi ng tunog ng violin habang kumakanta ng Beauty and Madness si Jed Madela. Sa kabilang banda ng mesa andun sya… hinde si Jed Madela ha.. sya… Yung sinasabi kong rason kung bakit ako humihinga… 10 minutes n kaming nagtitinginan lng… halos wala na akong saplot sa kakatingin nya saken… kitang-kita ko ang ang kaluluwa pati ang tinitibok ng puso niya. DI ko alam kung bakit, pero biglang tumulo ang luha niya… Dahan dahan syang lumapit at dumampi sa aking batok ang mainit nyang kamay. Sinubukan kong…. Baayong! Ayan tuloy Sinabi na ngang bayong eh!!! Ay naku kung nagbayong ka sana!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! Ma! Ano ba nman yan ! hayaan mo na kasi kung gusto niyang mag-pera! Kung ayaw nyang mag-BAYONG, ayaw nya talagang mag-BAYONG! Ma inaantok pa ko…… pleeeeeeeeez!!!! Pag kami di nagkatuluyan ng mga ka-labteam ko …… kakapunin ko yang si Willie mo ng walang halong bahid ng awa!!! Gets?! Bye! Tulog na ako ulet… anyway… ano ulam?  

VANITY

 Vanity Fair’s issue for March  2008 features this ensemble of women that glittered in 2007. Of course, Annie Leibovitz ruled the lens for this addition to her annual spread for Vanity Fair. Check my previous post for a collection of her works for the magazine.

I am so happy to see the alluring Emily Blunt on the cover. I soooo love her.Cant wait to see her in "The Young Victoria", she’ll play no less than the title role , paired with Rupert Friend who would play Prince Albert of course. The movie is in post production and we would surely hear more about it soon.

I am also amazed with how Amy Adams was rocketed to the cover page by the movie Enchanted. I dont know what she should be more thankful of; being paired with McDreamy or accepting a role that unexpectedly sparked her career.

Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are also on the cover. They’re old news, nothing to say about them.

America Ferrera was snobbed and was thrown at the far end. Ellen Page, Alice Braga, Zoe Saldana, Elizabeth Banks and Ginnifer Goodwin would complete this beautiful tableu of peach and off-white.

I have seen Ellen Page in Juno and Xmen of course. I dont know if you feel the same thing, but the Oscar nominee seems to be so awkward with what she’s wearin.

Heath.. Heath.. Heath

      Half a month has passed and my heart still bleeds for Heath’s passing. chos! heheheheh… as usual late n nman ako… hinde man lng ako umabot ng Pasiyam!

       Who would have known? It was last May when I blogged about his confirmation to play JOKER for the latest installment of the Batman franchise. It didnt flicker at all… it didnt show any sign that it would start a big fire!

      It was so abrupt kasi ! (katulad ng pag-tegi ng ibang empleyado sa kumpanya namin hehehe….) Heath is truly a great actor, incomparable and full of promise. He is at the prime of his career and is certainly a big loss for the movie industry. Heath dreams to be a director and it was awful to know that he was just few days far in fulfilling that when he passed away. Haaaaaaay… nakakalungkot lng…

      Anyway, Heath was able to finish Batman and I’m not there. I mean, of course I’m not there when he finished Batman, but I am talking about this movie "I’m Not There"! Ang poor kasi ng sentence construction ko at punyeta ang tigas ng keypads sa internet cafe na toh! Anyway, I am uber excited for this film. This Cate Blanchett in a butch/  Bob Dylan biopic shows ruminations on the life of Bob Dylan, where 6 characters embody a different aspect of the musician’s life and work. . ..(nyahahaha kinopya sa IMDB, bakit akala nyo ba alam ko meaning ng "ruminations"?)

       The movie would also feature Christian Bale, Michelle Williams and Richard Gere. This would be one last chance to see  Heath’s  talent and immeasurable love for his craft. I know that Batman is still in post-production… pero I am more excited in seeing him here…

       I am quite sure that Warner’s marketing campaign for Batman would be gravely affected. Sa pagkakaalam ko, mula sa aking insider sa Hollywood, na itatago natin sa pangalang…. hmmmm VAN …. Warner cancelled the showing of some teasers and the launch of some websites to promote the film. Heath’s death plucked different reactions among fans kasi. They are considering that the incident  might attract more viewers since this is the actor’s last film but might also trigger some fans to boycott the movie thinking that the role led to the actor’s death…  Uhmmmm…. bale gawa-gawa ko lng yung last 3 sentences… application ng natutunan ko sa Economics… heheheh

 Heath left the whole world mourning (well maybe except those people in India, Nepal, Somalia, Bangladesh and maybe parts of Payatas) … but seriously…. Heath would always be remembered ….. syet! I wish I know how to quit you Heath!!!!