I’m Baaaaaaaack!!!!

 I am freakeeeeeen baaaack!!!! Drumrolls pls!!!!! Weeeehooooo!!!! (so ano naman ngayon?!)

Anyway, here's an exclusive interview with this blog's author, by the blog's author himself ….. ME!!!!  Get the hard to find details about orangeyogurt's one month hiatus!!!

 ME: Okay, Van, diretsahan….. what happened? Anong nangyari at naisipan mo pang bumalik?

Ako: I am back to a state na wala na naman akong magawa. I mean, it's not my intention naman na sabayan ang pagbabalik ni Angel Locsin… pero feel ko lng po talagang mag-blog ulit.

ME: Have you realized how your absence affected the blog community?

Ako: Yeah.. in a way …. ung absence ko … parang absence ko din nung college… di nahalata ng professor!!!!

ME: What really happened? What prevented you from blogging during those days?

Ako: I had a long trip to Thailand. When I went back, my friends and I decided to visit Boracay. We met some people and we decided to spend some horny nights in Amsterdam.

ME: Lubos bang naapektuhan ng tagtuyo't at biglaang pag-ulan ang iyong pagiisip kaibigan?

Ako: Well fine, the truth is…. naglipat po kami ng bahay.

ME: Okay. Please dont make it hard for me… anong konek?

Ako: Sa nilipatan naming community… iisa lng po ag internet cafe… sobrang bagal pa ng connection… walang air-con…. wala pang street lights… madaming aso!!! I can't risk my life to go there and update my blog. I plan to use OLAY pa naman someday.

ME: Ah okay! Bago ka umalis, and while you were gone, at kahit sa iyong pagbabalik …. maraming intriga ang binabato sa'yo. Diretsahan… ikaw nga ba talaga ang nasa sex video? Totoo ba na isang kasambahay ang iyong ina?

Ako: Ay kuya! Pakicheck po ng index card? Parang hinde po ata sa akin ang mga tanong?

ME: Ay Sori! Any plans for this blog?

Ako: Lingid po sa alam ng nakakarami… eh… nag ONE YEAR na po ang blog na ito last JULY  8, 2007!!!!! I'm looking forward for another year of fun, tragedy and calamities!

ME: Maraming salamat at ako'y iyong pinaunlakan kaibigan.

Ako: You're always welcome. You know, we can always talk naman kung feel kong magmuni-muni ulit di ba? Narealiza ko rin na masaya pala magmuni-muni online. What cha think?

 hehehehehehe……

Thanks Guys! Mwah!!!