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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Stefano and Domenico are at it again! Presenting the duo's new ad campaign for Spring Summer 2008 collection 
 

 
 Metallics still continue it's reign as a hit for this year. Like any other Dolce and Gabbana campaign, this series is not less than scorching hot! I have nothing to say about the collection… you know I dont care about the clothes… the fabulous and glamorous photography featuring sculpted buns and burnt skinned hombres are always welcome to my attention!!
 


 

 

I dont know if you guys are aware about that ad ban in Spain. There was this Dolce Gabanna ad ( a man holding a woman down the ground with her wrist while a group of men look on) that pulled a lot of complaints from consumer groups. They say that the mentioned ad was humiliating and discriminating to women.

I just think that the theme of this collection's campaign was completely inspired by that controversy. D and G, trying to prove that they are no women rights exploiters, show these images of men being enslaved by women. I am quite sure no consumer group would react on this. Para ba namang may narinig tayong protect men's rights di ba!?


 
        Ok! Metals and more Metals and what are those buns doing there?

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para kay mercy!!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

What if nakita mo si Wentworth Miller tumatambay sa Quezon City Circle, o kaya sumasayaw sa Adonis, o kaya lumalamyerda sa Orosa-Nakpil —–> pwede mo siyang i-take home for 500php/2hrs, pero 120php na lng pera mo!! ano gagawin mo!?

Well …. bumili ka na lng ng DVD ng Prison Break sa aken Season 1 and 2, 60 php lng per disc, 2 discs yun, so bale tamang-tama lng ang 120!!!! heheheheheh You would have Wentworth Miller for  more than 48 episodes!! happy di ba!!!!?

FYI: Don't you know that Wentworth Miller appeared as the Devil in the last episodes of the 2nd season of Joan of Arcadia. No reports of him going back for the next season ( I dont even know kung magkaka-3rd season ang Joan!), kasi superstah na si Wentworth dahil sa Prisonbreak di ba!!!

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top and bottom

 Ok folks, lets take a peek on how our Hollywood A-list couples are doin!!!

   

TomKat, my favorite good lookin twosome gruesome, just left the South of France (St. Jean Cap Ferrat in France) with their 14 month old cutesy Baby Suri!! 

pasakalye: Sobrang natawa kami last Saturday on how Fred used TomKat's baby! Nakainom na ang potah, naapakan si Dan ng di sinasadya… eto ang script -

Dan: Aww! Fred naapakan mo ko! 

Fred: ay! Ano nga uli ang pangalan ng anak ni Tom at Katie?

Lahat kami: Suri!

Fred: Yun! Naku Dan! Suri! Suri! hehehehehhe

Going bak to da batcave —–>>>>>>>

Tom is set to star in this new film "Valkryie". The movie would be directed by Brian Singer and Cruise would play the character of Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, I dont have any idea who that character is, but they say that Stauffenberg is loved by Germany for his heroic attempt to kill the Nazi,  Hitler (wikipedia niyo n lng please) . It was reported that Tom accepted the role   because of his attempt to capture the Germans' hearts who are so against Scientology.

Katie on the other hand is again pregnant, "and is absolutely thrilled about it"(chos)! Kung si Tom Cruise ba naman asawa mo, pucha, wala na siguro kayong ibang alam gawin buong araw kundi gumawa ng pangalawang Baby Suri!!! Well, sosyal si Mommy Katie, she had been hiding her big bumps through those mini-dresses that she loves sporting lately. Wag i-mini ang mini-dress ni "Kati", ay! Katie pala!, dahil kung hinde Chanel , Bottega Veneta plissé goddess dresses ang feel niyang outfaz!!  I love the hair —- very domestic! Try ko rin kaya ang mini-dresses, just to hide my new big tummy!!! hehehehheheheh

I looove this one piece swimsuit that she was wearing while swimming in Paloma! I also looove that guy that she's always seen with, heheheheh … si Tom nga pala yun!

Para atang tumataba si Tom at parang kailangan na niyang mag-bra! Bakat na bakat kasi nips nya! I dont know if you have noticed, pero para syang namumutla! Bka may lason na pinapainom si Katie para maging Horny si Tom!!! At Ampanget ng buhok, chaka!!! Wala lng,  may masabi lng, heheheh!!! But I'll let him get away with that, sabihin na nating he is preparing for the role I mentioned few sentences back! Tom was also reported to claim one of the highest position in Scientology! Nasa level na sya ng mga pwedeng magkasal!

Let's take a big leap from weird to asteeeeeg!!!

Here's my favorite couple, Brad and Angelina fetching their kiddies from school. They are in Prague right now and the kids are actually attending school in the American Emabassy in Czech Republic. Di naman sila nakaklimot magtext, lagi pang tumatawag!

Don't you just love them? I watched Jolie's Interview, her plans for her kids, for their Jolie-Pitt or Pitt-Jolie foundation, how she cope with her mom's death etc….

Brad on the other hand may find it difficult to hide those lines. Brad is getting old, he cant fight the years, but the word "hot" would still be the perfect adjective. He has a series of commercials coimg-up!!!

Asteeg din tong si Maddox!! Buhok pa lang tsong na tsong ang dating dude! hehhehehe!!!!…… I am excited to see "A Mighty Heart", just to see Jolie's chances to win another Oscar.

 

 

 And here is our brand new couple …..  show me some man-love guys !!!!At this moment, si Banderas ang top, si Justin ang bottom, but I am quite sure that they are versatile and flexible… they could have it the other way around!!! hehehehehe 

This was actually taken during the premiere of Shrek 3rd. Banderas just cant control the hormonezzzzzzz….. This is what yo call "bringing sexy back!!!!" heheheheheheh……

So, what should we call them? Timbanderas? Just-Antonio? hmmmmmm …. Bandera-Lake? hehehehehehehhe

 

chow!!!! 

 

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Crazeeee!!!!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

What? 3 weeks? oooh!!!!

 I missed blogging a lot!!! The last weeks were uhmmmm ….. consuming and un… friendly or such! heheheh !!!!

I spent the weekends dozed and zonked, just perfect for me to blog about anything in gibberish! I am not doing good with work… kaya sobrang kapal ng mukha ko di ba pag nag-blog pa ko sa opis! But thanks for visiting guys! I don't know who you people are but my humble site visits are simply overwhelming. 

Strange! While taking a bath this morning ( I am surprised I did) , I noticed that my tummy is getting bigger! I don't if it's because of the free lunch that we have at work or is it with those beers that I happily gulped na parang umiinom lng ng Tang! 

Weird! because I am so thin and it is really funny seeing my big (almost) tummy! Ectomorph na ectomorph! I dont know if you guys watch MIB the animated series, but my body structure has that near resemblance to one of the species of aliens there. Yung mga caffeine addicts.

Just watch out for updates these coming days. Mga walang kwentang entries at chika na kakapulutan ng kabag sa tiyan!  

Now, Sooz say it with me …. "Dz z y m Hot!!! yeah!!! hehhehehe

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Wavin buhbye!!!!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

   

Paa ni Sooz, Paa ni Kat tsaka chempre Paa Ko

(pictures was taken by soon to be famous and well respected photographer ….. Sooooz!!!!!)

Why do I feel na parang iniwan ako ng summer ng wala sa oras? It was 2-3 grilling months na hinde ko na-enjoy!!!

Sobrang init (kasi summer nga di ba), sobrang OA ng init thast it made me glad na gabi ang trabaho ko! I dont have to endure the gruesome fate of those people na trapped sa traffic, sa excruciating na init, sa MRT, sa usok, tsaka sa siksikan sa bus!!  Meron din pala akong removable tan, courtesy of traffic at hangin sa EDSA (kasi mahilig nga akong sumakay sa ordinary bus di ba) .

Hinde pa pala ako makakatakas sa pabatya-batyang tubig kung di sa kawanggawa na itago natin sa term na "company outing"!  Mga a month ago pa siya, pero ngayon ko lng sya gagawan ng entry dahil di naman sya ganun ka explosive.

 The event was held in Clearwater sa Pampanga. At sa Bus pa lng eh lasing na si Kat! aheheheh

To quote Sooz, man-made nga talaga lahat! Man-made lake, man-made lagoon, man made beach, at sa sobrang busy nila sa kagagawa ng mga man-made thingy na dapat eh work of nature, nakaligtaan nilang gumawa ng banyo if nature kols! Pramis! Malaki ang problema ng resort na to sa banyo!!

I am so glad that Sooz tagged along. Let me rephrase that, I am so glad na nakiburaot si Sooz!! Libre pamasahe, libre food, libre inom, libre henna, libre massaga at sya pa ang may karapatang magreklamo ha!!! ahahahaha…

 

 We went there right after our shift, kaya medyo haggard. So, yung unang misyon namin ni Sooz when we got there was to look for a sampayan! Kami lng naman kasi yung mga pinagpalang tanga na nag-iimpake ng basa! We found our sampayan in this white bench na nanatiling exclusive sa amin for the rest of the day!

 Pero happy naman! We joined Kat and the super friends sa kanilang mumunting sulok, while the rest of the world are  doing the usual stuff that people do pag nakakita ng malaking bodies of water!!! We found fun in a happy place (sa ilalim ng puno ng mangga) which is actually dark and twisted!! heheheh ….

  Eto pa, yung nakagreen na parang tutubing di makalipad, si Izzah !!!! I am just so proud sa krenditas kong toh! She just proved to the entire nation na isa syang extremadorang tomadora also known as the grande laklakera fabulooza!! Yung lola niyo, ginawang tap water ang sangkatutak na ice cold beer in seconds! hahahaah!!!

At first, I thought, athletic lng si Izzah dahil nagbabadminton sya… pero inde pala… talagang adik sya sa games! Dahil lahat ng contest sinalihan niya! hehehehe … Kidding!! She was actually forced and was literally pushed and to make it worst … kinarga pa sa bawat contest na maisipan!! Isasali pa nga sana sya sa games na panlalke pero too much na! (joke!!)

Pero more andg score ni potah sa mga boylets! Part of every crowd… parang siya yung nagpa-party… parang may-ari lng ng kumpanya! aheheheh

I never realized the value of home when I was back in Iloilo. I didnt know that I would terribly miss it lalo na nung summer.  Guimaras and Boracay were just there at the kabilang ibayo and I didnt value that while we were hoppin to these places.

 Effort pala talaga in Manila na pumunta ng beach kaya sobrang namiss ko ang Boracay, Guimaras, at pati na yung Beach sa tapat ng school ko nung college. Back in Iloilo, 100 pesos is enough papuntang Guimaras at pabalik ng bahay. Yun nga lng, makikigamit ka lng ng beach at sariling hanap ng mga nakaw na sandali para makabanlaw sa banyo ng mga resorts. Boracay is just 1000 pesos away at kung wala kaming pera pinagtitiisan na namin yung dagat sa tapat ng College of Fisheries namin sa UP…. haaaay ….. The only moment na nakatikim uli ako ng saltwater dito sa manila eh nung nasobrahan ng asin yung niluluto kong tinola!

 This would mark the 2nd summer in my life na hinde ako bothered ng school clearance at kung saan kukuha ng perang pang-enrol ko! It feels a lot more different, kasi this time, yung pinuproblema ko eh kung saan kukuha ng pera pangenrol ng kapatid ko!

Hmmm…. Life!

Pictures from Clearwater, Pampanga after the jump!

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