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Thursday, May 31, 2007

 

 

 Conde Nast Publications, "Home to many of the World's Celebrated Magazines and Websites" , launched this "Point of Passion" campaign, which features celebrities reading their magazine. Well, locally, para syang SUMMIT MEDIA, home of the best-sellers when it comes to magazines.
Conde Nast's released the first 5 ads for this campaign, but I just 4 here with me. We have  Stanley Tucci for "Gourmet",  Mary Louise Parker for the New Yorker, designer Diane Von Furstenberg  for Vanity Fair and …. get ready now… dont wet your panties… its our McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey for Details (buhok pa lng Orgasmic na!) !!!!! They also have another one for WIRED, but I didnt bother posting that one… I forgot the celebrity they featured for that magazine.
Magazines like Vogue, Glamour, GQ, Jane, Allure, Modern Bride and Self are under Conde Nast Publications. The website promises that the same endorsement would be coming soon for these magazines!!!!

 

Pero good idea di ba! What if SUMMIT follows the same thing. It would surely boost sales. Here's a strategic campaign; lets have this following celebrities for each magazine, with the following captions.

 

Rustom Padilla  reading FHM ( Let's see if this would raise something aside from my eyebrows)

VIna Morales reading Mens Health ( I almost made it … too bad… wala ng "THE HUNKS")

Tia Pusit Reading Cosmopolitan (An intense look at the word glamour!!)

Ruffa Guttierez (again!) for Good Housekeeping (with Ylmaz on another version of the ad) - (Nagpaconvert ako! Nagtakip ng ulo…. huhuhu)

Nino Muhlach reading Entrepreneur ( Ensaymada! Ensaymada kayo jan!!!)

Ai ai de las Alas reading Seventeen (Keep them fresh.. and keep them comin… may asim pa ko)

Raymond Guttierez reading Marie Claire (That lipgloss would look good on me!!)
Rosanna Roces for Smart Parenting (OK fine, nabuntis si Grace, at least ako may apo kayo wala)

Mike Enriquez reading Disney's Princess (Sa mga stepsisters ni Cinderella … di namin kayo… tatantanan!!!!!)

Ethel Booba reading Preview ( I was an "Ulikba" before, I'll be an "Ulikba" forever)
Boy Abunda reading Candy!!!! ( It is not too late to have that dress for the prom)

aheheheheheh

 

 

  

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