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Kulangot Masterboy!!!!

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

May bago akong hobby…. "pangungulangot"! Yuck di ba!? Pero I really dont know why! Pero hindi naman sya OA na sobrang parang sakit na sya (rhinotillexomania ang scientific term sa extremely exaggerated overly maximized beyond allowable level of habitual nose-picking)

My sister noticed this unusual habit few weeks ago! I just keep picking on my nose unconsciously. I dont know where the urge comes from but my hands seem to have a life of their own making marbles out of boogers and tossing em around!! hahaha!! yuck!

There are days na nawawalan ako ng stock ng kulangot! But I still keep pickin on my nose. It's really uncontrollable sometimes especially if I felt something like a mass of booger stuck deep inside my nose caves. I wont stop talaga until I get that mass off.

I often pick on the nosehairs if there are no boogers to scoop! (yak!) It's really gross reading something like this but I have no problems writing this entry because I am talking about my own boogers di ba?. paki-inform na lng ako on how it feels in reading something about sombody else's boogers.

Last, last, last Sunday, my sister and I fell asleep in our livingroom  while watching TV! I had a bad dream, so nagising ako and then found myself staring at the ceiling. I was like shocked when my sister exclaimed "Yuck ka talaga kuya! ambaboy mo! nangungulangot ka na naman!"… I am actually doing it without the slightest idea that I am doing it!!!  Weird! Yak di ba!

Sobrang pigil na nga ako ngayon. Mabuti na lang at di ko to ginagawa sa office. Tinotodo ko na lng kasi habang nakasakay ako sa bus. Meaning…. nagkalat na mula Fairview hanggang Ortigas ang kulangot ko! hahahha… sosyal di ba…. nakaka-contribute sya sa traffic sa EDSA.

Naitanong nyo na ba sa Chemistry teacher nyo nung highschool kung ano ang chemical composition ng kulangot?

Kulangot is scientifically known as "dried nasal mucus"! Bale, when the nasal mucus traps dust and dirt particles from the air, it dries around the particle. So para syang treasure! Para syang black pearl na unti-unting nabubuo sa ilong. Ngayon kung sobrang lumaki yan… pwede nating ibilad sa araw at gawing palamuti sa ating kabahayan! Joke!

Furthermore,…. ang taong maraming kulangot eh merong properly fully functioning nose o kaya eh nakatira sa mabahong lugar, o kaya e may mabahong kili-kili, o kaya e otot ng otot, oh kaya eh di marunong mangulangot. Kasi nga yun yung purpose ng nasal mucus, ang hulihin ang bad particles sa air that we inhale.

Dont use your fingers in taking kulangots off your nose. Try somebody else's fingers for best results!!! heheheh

So mga bata! Marami na naman kayong natutunan sa ating edisyon ngayon. Kaya't hanggang sa muleeee!!! Paa-laaaaammmm!!!!!

Bwekheheheh

 

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