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Thursday, May 31, 2007

 

 

 Conde Nast Publications, "Home to many of the World's Celebrated Magazines and Websites" , launched this "Point of Passion" campaign, which features celebrities reading their magazine. Well, locally, para syang SUMMIT MEDIA, home of the best-sellers when it comes to magazines.
Conde Nast's released the first 5 ads for this campaign, but I just 4 here with me. We have  Stanley Tucci for "Gourmet",  Mary Louise Parker for the New Yorker, designer Diane Von Furstenberg  for Vanity Fair and …. get ready now… dont wet your panties… its our McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey for Details (buhok pa lng Orgasmic na!) !!!!! They also have another one for WIRED, but I didnt bother posting that one… I forgot the celebrity they featured for that magazine.
Magazines like Vogue, Glamour, GQ, Jane, Allure, Modern Bride and Self are under Conde Nast Publications. The website promises that the same endorsement would be coming soon for these magazines!!!!

 

Pero good idea di ba! What if SUMMIT follows the same thing. It would surely boost sales. Here's a strategic campaign; lets have this following celebrities for each magazine, with the following captions.

 

Rustom Padilla  reading FHM ( Let's see if this would raise something aside from my eyebrows)

VIna Morales reading Mens Health ( I almost made it … too bad… wala ng "THE HUNKS")

Tia Pusit Reading Cosmopolitan (An intense look at the word glamour!!)

Ruffa Guttierez (again!) for Good Housekeeping (with Ylmaz on another version of the ad) - (Nagpaconvert ako! Nagtakip ng ulo…. huhuhu)

Nino Muhlach reading Entrepreneur ( Ensaymada! Ensaymada kayo jan!!!)

Ai ai de las Alas reading Seventeen (Keep them fresh.. and keep them comin… may asim pa ko)

Raymond Guttierez reading Marie Claire (That lipgloss would look good on me!!)
Rosanna Roces for Smart Parenting (OK fine, nabuntis si Grace, at least ako may apo kayo wala)

Mike Enriquez reading Disney's Princess (Sa mga stepsisters ni Cinderella … di namin kayo… tatantanan!!!!!)

Ethel Booba reading Preview ( I was an "Ulikba" before, I'll be an "Ulikba" forever)
Boy Abunda reading Candy!!!! ( It is not too late to have that dress for the prom)

aheheheheheh

 

 

  

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BENCH

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

 

Sinong nagsabi na sina Sarsi Emanuel, Glydel mercado, Ana Capri at Rosanna Roces lang ang may mga karapatang magwet-look!!!

Please behold!!!! In his ectomorphic glory!!! Christian Bautista for one of Bench's Scents.

It was strategically shot to hide those bones and other linear symmetric bulges. heheheheh… kidding!!! But seriously, it was a good move to show another side of Christian Bautista, yung side na nanay niya at si Rachel Ann Go lng ang nakakita… Yung side na kita yung nipple niya is what I mean… heheheheheh….. Pero pramiz! nagandahan ako!

    

What happened to the Bench Models from the Kapuso network? I just nticed that obly the Guttierez Twins were featured on this ad. Well, I guess Kapamilya Talents really do have that strong pull when it comes to Marketing. Try to count the number of endorsements or kahit yung Billboard na lng sa EDSA pag sumakay kayo ng MRT! (daming magagalit!!!)

 

More pictures after the jump…. dont miss the bronzed Enchong Dee!!!!!!
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Mauawowee!!!

Monday, May 28, 2007

Maureen Larrazabal is all set to heat up the start of the rainy season as this month's cover for FHM. According sa chika (with that, I mean chika habang nadaanan yung magazine while walking sa mall), Maureen posed for free!!! She would love people to know how thankful she is for the "Piso para kay Maureen", a project that was initiated by FHM members para makapag-opera sya ng mata (thanks for the info Fred)!! She'll take her clothes off and show some skin; what a nice way to say thank you diba!

I wish I could do that! Pero baka di na ako makaulit!! weheheheh

 

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Bloggin from Baguio!!!!

Wahoo! Wahoo!!

Public service never stops! Here are 4 covers from Entertainment Weekly for the Heroes Finale!!!! Whoooo…. I dont know if you guys have seen it, but I just think that the finale wasnt able to make an impressive explosion! It just have some weakspots… but really lame weakspots!!!

    

You just have to see the finale to see what I mean

It was good… it was worth the wait and the electric bill…. napagastos ako sa kuryente sa kakastraight ng panonoood at paulit-ulit trying to make a diagram and my own timeline! Weird! 

swooosh!!!! 36 pesos/ hr. internet to dito sa Baguio. Sa SM actually so one article muna!!! So much fun!!! It's rainin kaya we're stuck sa mall!

 

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Joking?

Thursday, May 24, 2007

 

Few weeks ago, actually, about a month na, they released this picture of Heath's. This was a make-up test for Heath's Joker look.

I already told you guys few months back that Heath Ledger would be playing Joker for this new addition to the Batman Series dablahblahblah. Christian Bale would still play Bruce Wayne and the film would be titled "The Dark Knight".

Too bad… they have no plans of adding new or old characters to accommodate Jake Gyllenhaal! It would be great seeing Heath and Jake together again in the big screen!! This time it would be called "BrokeBatman"!!!! heheheh

 Anyway, on my way sa highway, sway lng ako ng sway… okay…. Pero etong chika…This film is scheduled for release next year pa… hmmmm July I guess … Pero behold naman the campaign powers of Warner Brothers dibah! They just launched a site called ibelieveinharveydent.com for one the movie's character… "Harvey Dent" (kung di pa obvious kung sino), played by Aaron Eckhart… bale piktyur nya lang ang masa-syt nyo dun.

Then, they also launched this site iloveharveydenttoo.com which is gawa daw ni Joker. This site would give you a preview on what kind of Joker we are supposed to expect.

In fairness… mas nakakatakot sya. I like it! Wicked! It kinda look like parang somekinda "The Crow". Its a good thing that they have decided to move away from the usual JOker look. I like the morbidity at tsaka yung kung anumang kaguluhan na naganap sa lipstick niya.

Maggie Gyllenhaal would play Rachel for this movie and Chris Nolan would be directing!

Chow!!!

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