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Madonna and the Rocks

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

  IEver wondered why big celebrities now resort to adoption?  I have few theories for that!

1. They are so busy that they dont have time for have sex as much as they could or to get pregnant (again in some cases) even though their partners are considered as God's sexually irressistable creations. (eg. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)

2. They just have no idea at all how to spend their money ( eg. Madonna)

3. Their kids from their own gametes might leave them when they get old and once their millions were all vacuumed. It's always good to have someone in debt to give you company til your down below. (Reason why they adopt babies that could never claim that they have any share of genes from their adoptive parents… ibahin b naman ang race at color ng skin di ba)

4. Adoption works so good in covering up the holes and other issues in their life…

5. Talagang mabait lng sila… being Humanitarian is such a fad na raw kasi!!

Madonna with daughter Lourdes went back to Malawi to plant kamote… Joke! Di ko alam kung bakit sya bumalik… basta nasa Malawi siya… Siguro galing silang Germany, Russia, o Quiapo tapos feel lng nilang mag stopover sa Malawi!

heheheheh

Pero para naman sa edukadong version ng entry na to….

Madonna, Lourdes and her Taga-Malawi (di ko alam tawag sa mga natives sa malawi eh) baby na si David, visited the HOme of Hope orphanage last weekend. Madonna has that mission pala to give these people food, shelter and education (tears*)!! O di ba…. Mother Therese na ang drama ni Material gurl!

Huwag naman sana dumating ang araw na Pilipinas na ang puntahan ng mga Hollywood celebrities para mag-charity work… Third world na nga eh magiging kaawa-awa pa….. Ibigay na natin kay Izza Calzado, Vicky Morales at Bernadette Sembrano ang public service dito!!

Ang ganda ni Lourdes!

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