Ryan vs Britney!!

Reese and Ryan no longer live together and so are Britney and K Fed. Both the perfect and the odd couple, Ryan and Reese and Britney and Kevin, respectively, werent able to surpass catastrophes of married life.

Good thing that Ryan and Reese know how to handle their separation. Mukha pa rin silang normal! Ba't ko alam?… actually assuming lang!! Gusto ko lng magsulat ng something laban kay Britney! Cute ni Ryan! Hmmmm kargahin mo rin naman daw ako!!!

Good thing din na medyo malaki ang nasasakupan ng kalawang sa utak ni Britney! That part became more obvious when she did that bald hooba-hooba!!! O di ba lukaret!!? O ayan pa! Akala niya manika lang! Lukaret talaga!! Kasi ganito yun…  Kumakanta si Britney ng Hit Me Baby One More TIme… so jinombags nga sya ng baby niya!! Nagalit si Britney! Sumagot yung bata habang umiiyak  "I was born to Make you happy"… Sinagot ni Britney… "Youre so Lucky, Youre a star… but you cry cry cry…."

Hindi nakapigil yung baby umiyak ng umiyak tsaka sinigawan si Britney na Toxic ka! Toxic Ka! Toxeeeeeeeek!!!!

Pagkatapos kong maging Slave for you? Sagot ni Britney!!  Ito ang igaganti mo!!! You Drive Me Crazy my baby!!!!! papatayeeeeen Kitaaaaaaaa…… whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……

Tapos takbuhan ang mga tao…. baliw ka britney Baliw… sayi ng lalake… tapos Oooops I did it Again… sorry… yun lng yung sinagot ni Britney!!! Tsk Tsk Tsk!!!!  baliw!

AYt!

I passed!! Tapos na ang mga araw ng pagmamaganda!!! I finished bootcamp and it's official, employed na ko! Pero di ko pa rin sasabihin kung saan. Sobrang strict ang privacy policy ng company kaya secret. … Yung totoo… ayaw ko lng malocate ako ng mga pinagkakautangan ko!

The training was fun and was terribly harsh! That would explain why this blog was not updated for about few days! Medyo behaved pa ako sa office! I could hear my mom whisper, "Pigil muna anak, wag mag-blog"!!! …. isispin mong wala na tayong bigas, wala na tayong ulam, kailangan magparebond ng kapatid mo, wala ka ng bagong DVD, wala ka pang ticket sa summerslam, tagal ka ng di nakakapag-Jollibee at limitado ang budget mo sa sine!!! Kayat perfect! Lasap to the bones!!!! Pasok na pasok sa banga… umaapaw pa!

Next problem…. eh paano ako tatagal sa kumpanya!! Sales to dude!! Shift talaga sa career! Parang shift from comedy to drama, shift from Fine Arts to MOlecular Bio, shift from Calayan to Belo…. heavy!!!! Nakaka-high!! Wahahahahah

Cheerz!