Ryan vs Britney!!
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Reese and Ryan no longer live together and so are Britney and K Fed. Both the perfect and the odd couple, Ryan and Reese and Britney and Kevin, respectively, werent able to surpass catastrophes of married life.
Good thing that Ryan and Reese know how to handle their separation. Mukha pa rin silang normal! Ba't ko alam?… actually assuming lang!! Gusto ko lng magsulat ng something laban kay Britney! Cute ni Ryan! Hmmmm kargahin mo rin naman daw ako!!!
Good thing din na medyo malaki ang nasasakupan ng kalawang sa utak ni Britney! That part became more obvious when she did that bald hooba-hooba!!! O di ba lukaret!!? O ayan pa! Akala niya manika lang! Lukaret talaga!! Kasi ganito yun… Kumakanta si Britney ng Hit Me Baby One More TIme… so jinombags nga sya ng baby niya!! Nagalit si Britney! Sumagot yung bata habang umiiyak "I was born to Make you happy"… Sinagot ni Britney… "Youre so Lucky, Youre a star… but you cry cry cry…."
Hindi nakapigil yung baby umiyak ng umiyak tsaka sinigawan si Britney na Toxic ka! Toxic Ka! Toxeeeeeeeek!!!!
Pagkatapos kong maging Slave for you? Sagot ni Britney!! Ito ang igaganti mo!!! You Drive Me Crazy my baby!!!!! papatayeeeeen Kitaaaaaaaa…… whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……
Tapos takbuhan ang mga tao…. baliw ka britney Baliw… sayi ng lalake… tapos Oooops I did it Again… sorry… yun lng yung sinagot ni Britney!!! Tsk Tsk Tsk!!!! baliw!
AYt!
I passed!! Tapos na ang mga araw ng pagmamaganda!!! I finished bootcamp and it's official, employed na ko! Pero di ko pa rin sasabihin kung saan. Sobrang strict ang privacy policy ng company kaya secret. … Yung totoo… ayaw ko lng malocate ako ng mga pinagkakautangan ko!
The training was fun and was terribly harsh! That would explain why this blog was not updated for about few days! Medyo behaved pa ako sa office! I could hear my mom whisper, "Pigil muna anak, wag mag-blog"!!! …. isispin mong wala na tayong bigas, wala na tayong ulam, kailangan magparebond ng kapatid mo, wala ka ng bagong DVD, wala ka pang ticket sa summerslam, tagal ka ng di nakakapag-Jollibee at limitado ang budget mo sa sine!!! Kayat perfect! Lasap to the bones!!!! Pasok na pasok sa banga… umaapaw pa!
Next problem…. eh paano ako tatagal sa kumpanya!! Sales to dude!! Shift talaga sa career! Parang shift from comedy to drama, shift from Fine Arts to MOlecular Bio, shift from Calayan to Belo…. heavy!!!! Nakaka-high!! Wahahahahah
Cheerz!
Ng Dahil sa Pilipinas!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Surprisingly, Rob and Amber was eliminated from Amazing Race All-Stars after their straight leads for the last 3 legs.
Rob and Amber was the pair to beat not until the 4th leg of the race. I am quite sure that they are shredding maps right now for the biggest mistake of their lives.
Rob can't spell Philippines and that led to their doom, throwing them out the race. Well, they have lots of opportunities to catch up, but they were totally drowned by the fact that they have wasted so much time figuring out the Road Block. They were so clueless of not recognizing their mistake. Plus, Rob was totally consumed of not getting in to the first plane to the next pitstop.
They are supposed to make a sign that would track Magellan's route in his famous expedition. They got it all right, Rob was such an expert in following Magellan's trail, but unfortunately they mispelled the name of our beloved country!!! They keep on spelling it this way… P-H-I-L-I-P-E-A-N-S!!
Are we that sort of nobody as the world completes it 360 degree turn everyday! A lot of Filipinos could spell Czechoslovakia, or in the simplest case, Filipinos could perfectly spell Misssissippi!!!
Ano na ang nangyari sa mga laban ni Pacquiao, sa pag-akyat ni Leo Oracion sa Everest, sa People Power sa EDSA, sa millenium bug, sa pumatay kay Versace, kay APL D.AP, kay Precious Lara Quigaman, kay Donita Rose, sa Abu Sayyaf, kay Erap, kay FPJ, kay Jasmine Trias, kay Mommy Imelda at sa mga call center agents na nabubuking na Filipino pala. Are they not enough to put glitter on our country's name, both with fame and shame?
At this point, dapat eh notorious na tayo sa buong mundo! Dapat alam nilang lahat i-spell ang Philippines! Maliban na lang siguro sa mga lugar na kung saan may inaampon si Angelina Jolie, may mga valid reasons sila!
Kapal naman ng mukha ko, magcomment tungkol dito! Naalala ko napagalitan ako ng teacher ko sa Philippine Economic History nung 1st yr college dahil di ko alam paano i-spell ang Philippines. I often confuse myself kung double L or double P. One Time to be sure dinoble ko silang pareho. May valid reason ako, medyo may pagka-goldfish minsan ang memory ko kaya ganun! Dahil daw yun sa madalas kong pagkakauntog sabi ng nanay ko!
Pero going back, I am not really happy with what happened to Rob and Amber. They might be nasty and arrogant sometimes but I really want to see them on the next legs of the race. Ayaw ko silang manalo given na they've won lots of prices already for a 2 reality shows. I just want them to be the race longer!
2nd reason would be because I want the cousins to be out of the race. Sharla and Myrna ( I dont know if I spelled their names right- bumabawi lng) annoy mo soooo much! As in to the highest level! Lalo na yung unano!I am so against discrimination, pero sobrang nakakainis silang magpinsan. For personal gain, eh sinasampal nila ang lahat ng tao , na hello unano ako, so dapat eh kami muna! At tsaka sobrang lakas ng loob nila to bitch around!
It might be Karma for Rod and Amber for trying to trick the Cousins. But I am totally on their side when they've done that! They were like few deadly minutes behind!!!
So good luck sa race… I'll go ahead and root for the "Beauty Queens" to win, kahit medyo tagilid sila. Well, that is whats' great about Amazing Race, you totally have no idea what would happen next!
Lesson Learned: Ang sarap sa taas! Pero Pucha, wag kang masyadong mag-enjoy dahil masakit bumagsak!
Yun Lang!
Pucha! Galing!!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Pucha! Napamura ako sa ganda, dahil never tumindig ang balahibo ko sa ganung level while watching a film. Ok!!! That's me exaggerating, but I swear, this short film is really good. It's the best and the only movie experience I had that only lasted for 5 mins and 42 seconds.
I would like to congratulate Paolo Dy for his efforts on this one. It was just shot in one day, and I am all praises. I am also proud that he is from the Visayas.
The experience was no less than creepy! The works of Edgar Allan Poe comes to mind, while watching it.It is so gothic, so dark, nasty, and was totally shocking.
Please click the image to be directed to the video. Enjoy!
Thank You Sooz for giving me the link!
mainggit kayo!!
"Spartans, enjoy your breakfast! Eat heartily, because tonight, we dine in hell!!! " Hindt siya verbatim, pero somehow ganun ang line. Pucha, parang gusto ko ring tumayo at maki-join sa uproar nila!!
It was really a visual treat. I am just not talking about the visual effects and the breathtaking CG's…. I am also talking about this bods plaguing the screen. Walang armor, cape lang, tapos brief na lang!! Hahahahaha!!!
Lakas ng loob ng mag toh! Kapal ng mga mukha, 300 versus the most massive assembly of soldiers ever, at sumugod pa sa giyera na walang saplot! I'll be making a mas malalim na review, wala ng oras… mahal na sa internet cafe… I'll try doing it sa ofice, sana magkapetix man lang daw ako!!
But I actually didn't recognize that King Xerxes appeared on Charlie's Angels full throttle before… see the images after the jump!
