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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Taray!! O ano laban!!! heheheh!!! Na-feature lang naman ako sa Wheel of Fortune! International ang drama ng lola mo!! Pero syempre more na ang career ng blog ko! So visit lng ng visit for more chika!! Taray ano!!! too bad! peke toh!! pero nice di ba?

Joke lang! Syempre ganito na ka advance and isip ng tao at may page na sa internet para gawin to!! Someone actually bothered to do so! try niyo! Follow the link sa may pic! Tinatamad na ako maglink eh! Happy no? 

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Holy Comet!

 Better click the image for you to see what I mean!

 

Wonderful! Simply breathtaking! This is NASA's astronomy picture of the day and here is the explanation how the event transpired! This is authentic and was certainly not edited!!

On January 26, people from Perth, Australia gathered on a local beach to watch a sky light up with delights near and far. Nearby, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. On the far right, lightning from a thunderstorm flashed in the distance. Near the image center, though, seen through clouds, was the most unusual sight of all: Comet McNaught. The photogenic comet was so bright that it even remained visible though the din of Earthly flashes. Comet McNaught continues to move out from the Sun and dim, but should remain visible in southern skies with binoculars through the end of this month. The above image is actually a three photograph panorama digitally processed to reduce red reflections from the exploding firework.

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Britney must be happy!

K Fed poses for Steve Klein! This image is quite shocking! But it gives such joy and pleasure! What could be more overwhelming than seeing a slit in K Fed's throat!!!A lot of people would surely love to see this! Britney could even have this framed!

Setting my personal biases aside, this shot is really great! This would be actually featured in the "Face of fashion" exhibit! A compilation of the works of today's famous fashion photographers. Kung saan… doon sa may Kamuning tapat ng GMA 7 tabi ng Adonis!!! Joke!The event would be held in the National portrait gallery on Feb. 15. See posters and print ads for details or text Aloha to 2366!

For those who are not familiar with Steve Klein, he is actually a fashion photographer responsible for some of the great images that graced billboards and magazines. Justin Timberlake's, Rolling Stone pictures, Madonna's album cover and as well as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's picture in W are creations of Klein. He is considered as one of the most valued and influential fashion photographer today! His pictures are often provocative! Compelling and never conservative! He always try to complicate his concepts! He tends to squeeze out images of how people perceive the subject, especially celebrities! This would very much explain the slit in K Fed's throat! 

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Mariah for Playboy

Mariah is Playboy's New Covergirl! 

 Yep! Well, lets just pretend that Mariah havent shown enough skin! Try to look at the cover and compare it with what she usually wears in her videos, concerts, etc! I am quite sure that we've seen more compared to this one! The cover should have this lead … "Hold your billies boys! Not that hot! No naked Mariah inside!"

Mimi was pretty much excited when she was invited by Playboy to do this stint! Certain conditions were laid though! The pictures would be Playboy worthy but don't expect Mimi to show her those and that! Her boobs were supposed to grace two full pages, one page each, but she refuses to strip making this issue a not so Playboy bucks worthy!

So, this is it guys! The world famous diva displaying her goodies that are obviously oldies, but this time in Playboy! Ugh! What an upgrade! The world famous diva/ world famous fashion victim surely wishes to surprise people with this!And Yes we might be surprised, but due to the fact that we are seeing someone with her clothes on doing the cover for Playboy.

 


  

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En por dat.. eh tagay mo na!

isusumpa ako ng mudraks ko pag nakita nya toh! 

  Whaaaaaaa!!!! I've been through a "kangkungan" before and I have a huge feeling that I would be goin back! Few days from now, I am quite sure na sa kangkungan na talaga ako pupulutin!! Wala akong kapera-pera my friends!!! I so damn hate poverty… it makes me feel ugly!! So let's drink to that!!!

I resigned! So baboosh Convergys! I am really happy about that and I am so glad to wave buhbye! A happy goodbye to the cruel American people who almost bald me sa sobrang inis! Sa mga ulol na ginagawang miserable ang buhay ko! What's new? Kol Center nga di bah! I am so freakin tired of saying the word account for more than 500x a day! There's nothing to miss, promise!Yun nga lang, wla akong pera sa 15th tsaka sa 28th! At dahil dun… akin na yung tagay ko my friend!

So here's the plan… eentrada na ang walang kamatayang pancit canton at instant noodles for lunch and dinner! Wala ng breakfast.. keri na yan , wait na lng for lunch!! Naka-prepare na ang asukal para ihalo sa kanin at siyempre I'll have tuyo during weekends! Of course, I have to practice what I have learned from Sooz , I have to perfect the art of "buraot-ing", kailangang keri ko ang di magbayad sa jeep(sorry po !)! At dahil dyan… tagay mo na tsong!!!!

Pero eto ha, friends, I am still open for invites para sa mga inuman! Libre niyo ko ng kahit isang bote lng! Siguraduhin niyo lng na sagot niyo pulutan! Makakain naman daw ako ng karne o sisig di bah!
How in the name of Jolina Magdangal am I supposed to pay the bills, the rent, yung tuition ng kapatid ko and most of all hindi ako makakabili ng DVD for a month at hindi ako makakanood ng sine! Whaaaaaa! Akin na nga ang bote ang dami niyong arte tumagay eh!

 But a good job is waiting naman!Hindi ko nga lang alam kung kaya ng powers ko dun! Promising ang suweldo, more ang benefits, but I heard na hindi raw kinaya ni Darna yung trabaho! I am expecting my first pay from the new company by the 13th of March and I am quite sure na hindi susobra ng dalawang libo yun, and in a cruel world, it might be less! Syet! Tagal ng ikot! Yung tagay ko! Hik!Hik!Hik!

Ang press release ko pa naman sa nanay ko eh okay ang lahat! So… pano to?! Cge lang! Kaya yan! Pucha lalo ata akong papayat nito! Keri! So pwends… kung may alam kayong sideline eh pakireto naman ako puhleeezzz!!!! I accept laundries, pwede akong messenger, taga-timpla ng kape at panakip butas sa mga date na di niyo kayang siputin! Pero for the meantime e Korean Tutor muna ang drama ko kung may mahanap ako! sa 26 pa kasi ang start date ko for my new job! Pero dont worry Van, dahil hello sunshine ka na naman after a few weeks or just make it a month!!!!

Pucha di ko na kaya! Hik! Hik! baboosh!!

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