The Unbearable Lightness of ….. ME!!!

I have troubles in remembering what my weight is! I have difficulties with numbers, especially if it's more than 100 or followed by grams, meter, kilo, pounds or whatever! I have exceptions though, I am quite good with numbers if it has a peso sign or anything monetary!

Something is wrong with my anatomy! I am 5'9 and an average looking 2nd yr highschool looks heavier than me! I swear that I dont have worms or any parasites in my system! Hmmmmm…..

I eat a lot! But that would also depend if I have enough money to satisfy my taste buds! I would go for anything! I could finish several servings of rice and I dont care if the food is drowned in liters of cholesterol. I eat several times a day and I am not as active as I was before! I tend to sleep for more than 8 hours and I spend most of my wake hours watching movies! It is still a big question why body fats keeps on avoiding me!

Thin is beautiful… but not in my case! I cant wear some clothes that I am dying to wear! I cant wear any sleeveless or anything skimpy that would show detailed structures of my bones! I cant find pants that would match my waistline and the lenght of legs! I am like a walking bamboo! I hate using belts but there are times that I have to, cause my waistline cant hold my pants!

I was walking to buy something the other day when Ishi (our 3 yr old neighbor) ran to me and insisted to be carried along. I was too occupied to mind her and didnt even bother to say hello or cuddle or pinch her… the kid gtot annoyed and pulled my shorts! Damn! I was the god of humiliation at that point! The whole worls was looking and my shorts were pulled down and everyone has a good view of how my undearwear covers my ass!! Whew!

The problem would be with my metabolism (a scientific explanation is good to cover any conspiracy)! Believe it or not but I have scheduled toilet deposits after every meals! Good thing that this doesnt happen if I am not home! But its quite unusual to have at least 3 visits on a day! They call the toilet seat as my throne! I finished reading Arundhati Roy's "The God of Small Things" with those frequent visits!

If I could think of an advantage ….. at least my sister and I could share clothes!