Super Lousy
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Super Noypi
Mark Herras, Jennylyn Mercado, Sandara Park, John Pratts, Polo Ravales
directed by Quark Henares
I am really disappointed how the movie turned out! Trailers often deceive me a lot. When I saw the trailer I was truly overwhelmed and excited, as well as when I heard about this film's production. I was actually able to follow it through its official blog and I was also confident of seeing nice results given one of my favorite directors would be doing it. I was also excited to see the results of this brave attempt from the local film industry ( especially for Mother Lily ) , pero sorry ka na lng, asa ka pa!.
5 ordinary teen-agers and one kid realize that they have extraordinary abilities, given that their parents were once known as the country's mighty superheroes. Their parents were abducted by an unknown nemesis and a girl from the future traveled to our time to help them and as well as to change history.
The movie failed in a lot of aspects!! Syempre, superhero movie to, so we would very much notice the visual effects. There were some scenes that was really impressive, but most of the attempts failed. Masyadong marumi ang pagkakagawa. Parang Rush ID picture…. pero hindi natuyo at maraming smudges. There were scenes na parang mga humanoids sila. Sobrang deformed ang mga ulo at mga images. Mga greenroom shots siguro at hindi maayos ang pag-paste ng images nila sa CG.
The movie has the Meily signature all throughout, so dont expect a glossy screen in watching this one. If you saw Keka, and the episode of Ann Curtis in Wag kang Lilingon, you would have an idea on what the film would actually look like. Think of ….. nicotine brown… heheh… ganung kulay!!
Aubrey Miles named Katrina Halili as a worst Actress in her interview with DJ Mo, she's actually right about that, but she wouldn't be excluded if I say that the actors on this film delivered lousy performances. Monsour del Rosario replaced Victor Neri in this movie, believe me , you would surely want to see Victor Neri instead. Sandara Park's performance, (who would never have a role that has nothing Korean) is definitely a clear photocopy of how she acts during her SCQ days. But she was actually able to put some laughs on the movie though. Jao Mapa, Jennifer Sevilla and the rest of them who played roles of the parents totally freaked me out. They'll make your hairs stand, every time they throw a line. Remember how we play Superhero with our friends when we were kids, that is how they actually sound. They look terrible in their costumes as well.
I would like to commend John Pratts with his performance on this one. He was able to deliver his character very well. Funny with less effort. I think he is enjoying his role given he has a lot of smoochings with Katrina Halili.
Flight scenes were terrible. Vilma's flight scenes in Darna are actually better. The straps for the lifter is being covered by a pasted image, and it is totally obvious. The CG wings are not too good as well. You would actually laugh with how they actually make flames on this movie. Imagine pasting a kid's drawing of fire in one of the character here while he/she is acting of being burnt. Believe me, watch Wansapanatym instead! But not exactly all of those scenes though, I love the scene where John Pratts attacked Monsour del Rosario in their final confrontation.
They were actually boasting Jennylyn Mercado doing her stunts in the airplane scene, but that is not notable at all. Jennylyn doing that stunt herself doesn't matter. A shoot that took several hours that only took a 30 second screen time. I would also like to commend the double for Jen's character who made a good job to cover-up what Jen cant obviously do. They should have hired someone to do her acting as well…. To make it short, they should've had a different actress for her part.
The movie is not a total trash. I actually love the twist in Katrina's character, but the ending doesn't show what exactly happened to her after those revelations. I love how they realized their visions of Manila 70 yrs from now and their version of the future tricycle. The story is not original, but it is actually commendable for them making such efforts to make this a true Filipino production.
Malandi ka Ada!
Gez hu gezted za zhow ni Mo thiz week?! Zi RuZtom Fadilla lng naman mga ziz at bumalandra ang alter-ego ni ZsaZsaZaturnah!
Worst thing done to a fan?
Rustom: Gave a fake number
Craziest thing done when drunk?
Rustom: At a friend's birthday party, I ordered the drinks for people, and the bill went up to as high as P40,000 pesos, the friend paid it anyway.
Bad encounter with a local celeb?
Rustom: none maybe people are extra nice because Robin Padilla is a big star..then later on a caller named Carla said that Rustom lied on this one kasi Rustom daw had a bad encounter with one ABS-CBN newscaster while inside the PBB in the Celeb edition, to which Rustom confirmed pero di daw nya considered na bad encounter.
Lost virginity when?
Rustom: 20 years old with a girl; 31 years old with a guy
Did you have any plastic surgery?
Rustom: no (medjo matagal bago sumagot)
Which local celeb had plastic surgery?
Rustom: Alfred Vargas with his butt
When was the last time you watched porn?
Rustom: mga two years ago, Paris Hilton sextape
Worst billboard in Edsa?
Rustom: the one with Piolo Pascual, the Nescafe ad. (I agree vakler!)
If you were to make a Pinoy Brokeback Mountain, it would be with?
Rustom: Cesar Montano, good actor and good physical attributes. (why not?!)
Which celeb has the worst BO?
Rustom: Chokoleit (consistent! 2 points for Chokoleit! John Lapuz also gave the same answer for this question)
Cellphone's 5th message in inbox?
Rustom: from Mojo Jojo
Showbiz' worst dresser?
Rustom: Baywalk Bodies, i don't get it, pag may ribbon kailangan bang may ribbon…Sexbomb Dancers are not much better.
What is the worst award-giving body?
Rustom: the Metro Manila Film Festival, it's a joke, ang Enteng Kabisote 3, kahit sila di inexpect, pagkatapos Best Picture, the least credible of all, nagfloat parade kami, tumirik pa, then yearly ginagawa pero di man lang naayos, from 2 pm parade, pero may mga sumisingit singit pa na mga jeep sa parada. (Korek)
Most credible award-giving body?
Rustom: Urian
A caller then asked where does he get his outfit, Rustom said in New York, the gown he wore in Zsazsa Zaturnah premiere is by Paul Cabral.
Most plastic in showbiz?
Rustom: Mother Lily
Ever had one night stand?
Rustom: with a guy, none; with a girl, Michelle Parton, a British-Filipina, he co-starred with in the movie, Bilang Na Ang Araw Mo in 1994.
Worst Actor/ Actress?
Rustom: Angelica Jones, pwede namang pag -aralan ang acting e. Mo Twister and Carlos Agassi.
Feeling sikat?
Rustom: the new stars, narinig nya sa may dressing room na nagsasakit-sakitan, arguing with his father after a photoshoot. He didnt give names.
Your least favorite movie made?
Rustom: Gagay (with Gelli de Belen)
Drama Queen?
Rustom: Dina Bonnevie, a classic, manonood ng preview ng movie namin, then pag di nacapture yung eksena, mag iiyak kay Boss Vic, na di pupunta ng premiere.
Maganda sa PBB? Least liked?
Rustom: Bianca Gonzales, maganda sya,; least liked, Bianca Gonzales also, di ko masakyan yung bestfriend sila ni Zanjoe Marudo sa loob ng PBB house then paglabas di na pinapansin.
Celeb couple that will not last?
Rustom: Tonyo and Lara Morena, on tv magkaaway pero nakita nya magkasama sa Embassy. Pops and Jomari, magtatagal; Rufa Mae Quinto and Erik Santos, mahirap maging judgmental, love is beyond physical. Mark Herras, Katrina Halili, di magtatagal (are they even together?)
When was the last time you pleasured yourself?
Rustom: New Year's Eve, stroke of midnight.
Have you ever picked up a guy before?
Rustom: lahat naman ata nagdaan dyan
Mojo Jojo: he denied it, he said he was only buying the guy breakfast
How big is your "wang"?
Rustom: may way para malaman…kuha kayong tissue…Mojo jojo egged him on to answer and gave some example of guys who guested like Jao Mapa said he has 5" and Troy Montero, an 8.5"..but Rustom said, it's easy for someone to say 12" or something so he did not specifically answered it.
Who is your ultimate Crush?
Rustom: Borgy Manotoc (fine!)
Have you slept with someone famous (male)?
Intriga to ha , …. may sulatan blues and guesses, the hosts wrote who they think it was and everyone gasped when they saw confirmation in Rustom's face and Mojo Jojo had that I-Hate-You-he-is-so-gwapo reaction! May clue na binigay si Andie9… si Mr. Daw! Eric Quizon? Hmmmmm?
