Order of the Phoenix
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
This is way too cool guys!! Have a peek ! Here are some stills released by WB for their latest Harry Potter installment!!
Above would be Dumbledore's Army, led by Harry of course! Could someone tell me who the character on the far left is? I know the rest and I dont have the book to remind me!
Obsessed with OC
The new season of the OC would be on NOvember and I am back 2004, trying to finish the 2nd season! I just cant stop! I've been spending my days off slouching in my couch (as if we we have a couch!) with reruns of the first 3 seasons! I just cant imagine how their world would be with the death of Marissa (Barton)! The show didnt show impressive ratings for FOX for their last season, hopefully this one would bring them up the list!
By the way, catch Rachel Bilson's first movie with Zach Braff, "The Last Kiss"!! Rachel would actually be the last among the OC's previous "Main 4" to be featured in a full lenght film. Brody was featured in a 10 min. exposure (or even less) in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mckenzie on the other hand had this critically acclaimed performance in an independent feature, unfortunately, nobody saw it! Mischa on the other hand, if you can still remember had her notable acting experience in the "sixth sense" and would be soon featured in the film "the oh in ohio"!!!!
Alanis acting in the small screen… again!
Alanis would be guesting for Nip/Tuck for 3 episodes I think! Last time I saw Alanis was in Sex and the City playing a lesbo! But her unbeatable stint would be playing God in Dogma! Way too cool!!
Hollywood hates them!
Monday, September 25, 2006
This Joshua Holmes is currently making waves with the latest article he wrote for bumpshack.com. Na-feature pa sa MSNBC ang hitad!! Here is his "fearless" list of Hollywood's 10 Most Hated Celebrities in a special presentation exclusive for orangeyogurt.i.ph!!!! This post would feature the original article with bonus comments from "moi"!!! I am very much aware that the additional feature is unwanted and totally unnecessary, pero bahkeet? blog niyo ba toh? heheh!!!
Special thanks to Gladys for the link!!! Go go go La Chikadora Ilegal Surfera!
Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.
Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for: sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store, infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of the biggest losers.”- Bumpshack.com
She's rich! She's sexy! Admit it, maganda siya! She gets what she wants and even more than what she wants! She could definitely have the hottest guy in a bar with just half a wink (if she could do such a thing hehehe )…. and por dese… she must die!!!
Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground. All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully, Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in the end what usually happens with child stars.”- AllieIsWired.com
The Teen Queen doesnt deserve any right to be called a bitch!! She is so cheap for me na talagang insulto for the word bitch na tawagin siyang bitch! We can't avoid the fact that a lot of young people actually worship and love L.Lo and it's actually disturbing!!! She is actually being conceited for having this terrible lousiness of her being. She thinks so high of herself that she actually doesnt care what others might feel after letting them wait several hours just to have a scene shot. She thinks that she is much for a goddess and people have to wait and compromise everything for her selfish welfare!! Not good!!
Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the past two weeks.”- Celebrity Smack
Weird! As in Weird! Tsaka parang ambaho na niya tingnan ngayon!! I feel scared for Katie. There is something going on within those nerves. It's quite funny not feeling the same tingle in seeing Tom Cruise now than seeing him before! Like before ganito; Syet! Omighaaaazzz Toooommmmm!!! Pero ngayon eto na; Syet!! Ewe!! Yak! Yakiyakdakdak!! Tom?
Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed, but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and over-produced it was.”- Bumpshack.com
Kevin is an inspiration! He gives hope to all the sunog-baga-sa-kanto which I assume dont care who K Federline is! He gives hope to lousy dancers, horrible singers and senseless rappers. A complete package to satisfy all traumatic needs. Not to mention my previous theory… he would be responsible for the birth of the 'beast"!!! Scary!!
Brandon Davis-“This guy is much like Hooker Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy thinks he is all that. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well. Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at Davis even further below the belt.”- Celebrity Smack
Dude!! Asteeeg!!! Pero sabi nila I should hate you daw!! Well, kahit may fling kayo ni Mischa, dahil rich ka and you just tried to be honest, I wont hate you that much!
Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute and adorable.”- AllieIsWired.com
Britney should spear herself! Back in high school, I really believed that she was awesome… Mheeen… I was just an infant fag back then! Britney should do something good to mankind, if she couldn't shut her husband up, she could at least murder him and pay someone to declare that she is legally insane for her not to be prosecuted! Am I too harsh!! I dont think so!
Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish choices and dumb moves…all her promotional grubbing…the wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and finally running in the other direction from Rosie O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when & where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would want to deal with her?”- PopBytes.com
I wont put any comment… di ko siya kilala… Pero after reading this, she actually deserves this spot!
Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.”- Gone Hollywood
Nakakadiri na siya!! Her latest video, the tounge thing is just soooo ummmphmaleee!!! I know that it was not her idea but Madonna looks good in doing it! May kyemer kyemer pa siya na may kung anik anik na churvalin yung throat niya!! So kakahiya when she was so sintunado the last time she sang on a show that I forgot na! Nick Lachey should be really happy now for not having anything to do with her!
Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk 24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been the begining of the end of a once promising career.”- Hot Momma Drama
Hollywood must Get Reid of her!! I used to like her, pero dude, mental na dapat toh!
Michael Jackson- “Need I say more”- Nosy Snoop
Just Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!! Enough na!
Pay Conspiracy!
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Are TV Characters' Salaries Realistic?
Think back: When was the last time you saw Carrie Bradshaw chopping vegetables or preheating an oven to cook herself dinner on "Sex and the City?" How about shopping on the clearance rack or setting foot inside a discount store?
Nope, Carrie is a Prada-buying, cosmopolitan-drinking, Manolo Blahnik-collecting kind of girl. She eats out constantly, resides in a roomy one-bedroom Manhattan apartment, and never seems to think twice before slapping down her credit card for more designer duds.
Even her job – sex columnist for a New York City newspaper – is glamorous. But don't let the "Sex and the City" writers fool you: Carrie's annual columnist salary wouldn't come close to affording her that luxurious lifestyle (trust me). According to Payscale.com, a New York City journalist with 10 years of experience earns a median annual salary of about $57,000.
This kind of income-stretching isn't unique to HBO. The "Friends" crew on NBC did some fancy budgeting of their own. For example, consider Jennifer Aniston's character, Rachel Green. In the early seasons, the cash Rachel earns serving lattes – badly – at the neighborhood coffee joint manages to pay rent on an enormous New York apartment and feed her shopping addiction so well she becomes a style icon.
From Orange County to Wisteria Lane, TV characters always seem to be well-dressed, debt-free and driving expensive cars up to their pristine homes. But despite their alluring jobs, most of these characters would be solidly middle-class in the real world.
Here's a look at how much your favorite TV characters would really be bringing home each year:
The Rich…
Even in the real world, these characters would be in the upper income brackets.
Simon Cowell, American Idol – Judge/Talent Scout
Salary: $34 million, according to the London Daily Mirror. Even though Cowell is a real person, his stratospheric salary is far from typical. According to Payscale.com, the average Hollywood talent agent with 25 years of experience would make $30,600.
Christian Troy, Nip/Tuck – Plastic Surgeon
Real-life median salary: $156,500, according to Payscale.com. Although Troy's partnership is considered to be the best private practice in Miami, he would need a loftier-than-average salary to afford his fast cars and expensive suits.
Michael Bluth, Arrested Development – Acting Company President
Real-life median salary: $140,350, according to the BLS. Top executives can bring home the big bucks, but thanks to Bluth's father's dubious accounting practices, his paycheck might be a bit paltrier.
Sandy Cohen, The O.C. – Lawyer
Real-life median salary: $94,930, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS). While a nearly six-figure median salary is nothing to scoff at, the typical lawyer can't afford an oceanfront mansion and pool house.
The Posers…
Want a home, wardrobe and car like these characters? You might not get them with these jobs:
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons – Nuclear Safety Inspector
Real-life median salary: about $64,000 for nuclear power reactor operators, according to the BLS. So that's how Homer affords all that beer…
Elliot Stabler, Law & Order: SVU – Detective
Real-life median salary: about $54,000, according to the BLS. 
Sydney Bristow, Alias – CIA Agent/Investigator
Real-life median salary: around $50,000. The CIA keeps its salaries top-secret, but About.com estimates the typical starting salary for a CIA agent is between $34,000 and $52,000.
Gil Grissom, CSI – Forensic Scientist
Real-life median salary: about $44,000, according to the BLS.
Grace Adler, Will and Grace – Interior Designer
Real-life median salary: about $40,700, according to the BLS. Maybe Grace should be working for her rich, lazy assistant Karen, instead.
Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives – Children's Book Illustrator
Real-life median salary: $38,060, according to the BLS. Money might be a little tight for this single mother on Wisteria Lane.
John "JD" Dorian, Scrubs – Medical Resident
Real-life median salary: $37,000, according to an American Medical Association Report. If you break his salary down hourly, it just gets worse.
By Laura Morsch, CareerBuilder.com
taken from MSN.com
